I don’t know if any of you are actually still following that did-you-kno blog, but these are some things they have attempted to pass off as fact lately:

  • Until the age of 12, Robert Pattinson’s two elder sisters would dress him up as a girl and call him Claudia.
  • Birds masturbate (how?), and goats, hyenas, primates, bats and sheep probably like getting blowjobs as much as humans.
  • A woman in Ireland died from an allergic reaction to dog semen she came into contact with on a bestiality meetup. (I just love that they’re clearly holding some information back with that one, she “came into contact” with it)
  • There’s an artist who paints with his penis.
  • Fresh urine is cleaner than saliva or your facial skin.
  • The man with the record for the longest penis (13.5 inches) in the world lives at home with his mum and hasn’t been laid in over 12 years.
  • Til the early 1800s, the slang for balls was ‘twiddle diddles’.
  • There’s a light switch which reflects a male erection when turned on.