December 2011
toocooltobehipster:
lmaogtfo:
inyourfavor-always:
butthurtbandboys:
tangoingwithmango:
thisrealityhere:
gingerrlocks:
riflesandroadhouses:
joshfransexyy:
butthurtbandboys:
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
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2011
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
I wonder how many collective seconds of the Harry Potter films are taken up by Snape’s pauses.
If someone could make a Youtube compilation for me, that’d be great.
Mamma Mia is on next Wednesday
sassyblackchikorita:
Last night when I couldn’t sleep I painted my face pink and gave myself a Frida Kahlo brow and I am supposed to leave in 20 minutes and it still hasn’t come off.
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I think my stomach just told me that in no uncertain terms, my relationship with Chicago Town Pizzas is over.
Even when I made it I was like “that looks fucking disgusting and inedible”, I should have known what was about to happen.
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my new year’s resolution is 1200x600
how many people got those jaffa cakes things for christmas?
THIS IS A LAME POST
I’m playing on Pro Evo on the Master League and I unlocked the classic players and for some reason it made them be fucking available to buy so now like all legendary players who have been retired or dead for years are playing in the future and it’s spoiling it.
Period food.
Was that really what people have been doing while I was away?
Can’t leave you kids alone for two seconds…
Even if someone isn’t funny, that is still much funnier than being a dick about it.
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You know what's a great word?
Fizzle.
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OH, HEY I DID THAT THING
Last night this guy I haven’t seen for a while was like “have a good Christmas?”
“Yeah, you too!”
IT WAS A QUESTION.
CHRISTMAS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED.
My dream involved:
Being at a WWF Raw sometime in 1998 where The Undertaker was doing mad shit with smoke and lights and being all scccccary and that. However at the end it was revealed that it was Road Dogg in disguise.
Being in a ginormous warehouse with loads of cardboard boxes in, and there were loads of like hunting guns and Americans in it and it was pretty freaky, then I saw Hannah...
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1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the left
slide to the right
cha cha real smooth
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