January 2011
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dancingontobridges replied to your post:I’ve seen more of those scottish things on here…
I’M SORRY
Don’t worry, you weren’t the worst offender. I had about 5 people in a row clogging ma dash wi awl ae tha shite. Hoots mon!
I’ve seen more of those scottish things on here than facebook.
fuck off.
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
– Randal Graves, Clerks (1994)
“Ride me! Ride me!”
– Andrew Thomas Carroll
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I hope he crashes his car and breaks both his fucking legs (though only after we get the money)
Men of Liverpool, prepare your jaws.
ben mitchell looks like a depressed potato
When your parents don't realize you're still awake...
One thing I do slightly too often is think of odd things in my head, sometimes phrases, sometimes just noises, and then wonder if anyone has ever thought that before.
I then realise that this is ridiculous and there is no fathomable way I could ever find out if things have been thought before. Then I go to bed.
Multiple Eargasms.
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The unexpected double bass on 'Whirring' by The...
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Our TV has two remotes that can change channels on it. I have one and Dad has the other. We both want to watch different things. Fights on.
You’d think after all this time, they wouldn’t be so surprised that it isn’t actually butter.
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"Slow and steady wins the race"
No it fucking doesn’t!
