February 2012
segregaytion:
he’s seen more shit than a war veteran
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I don’t know if any of you are actually still following that did-you-kno blog, but these are some things they have attempted to pass off as fact lately:
Until the age of 12, Robert Pattinson’s two elder sisters would dress him up as a girl and call him Claudia.
Birds masturbate (how?), and goats, hyenas, primates, bats and sheep probably like getting blowjobs as much as humans.
A...
Lying in bed = totally motherfucking awake
Get back out of bed because I’m not ready yet = YAWNYAWNYAWNYAWNYAWN
I know this post is shit but it expresses some TRUE TRUTH.
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Has anyone ever seen on Youtube when people post old advert breaks that they have recorded on videos they have lying around?
Second weirdest Youtube community after those people who post entire videos of commercial train/plane simulators.
Tell you what, that is an amazing song though.
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Actually when I poured the milk I heard this song...
I just ate some Golden Grahams.
It was like the first time I heard The Beatles.
Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
flynnizard:
weirdest porn ad goes to…
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How the fuck does Carol Vorderman win Rear Of The Year every time?
2011 was clearly the year of the Pippa.
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I kind of fancy Claudia Winkleman so I don’t mind that much.
kindlesong:
Toy Story came out 17 years ago and that’s just another reminder that your years will pass you by faster than you expect and you’re always one second closer to dying
One Show logic
Here’s our guests:
VERNON FUCKING KAY OMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN HOLY HELL KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh, and Stan Lee
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WHY DID YOU NOT PICK EUROPEAN FOOTBALL I COULD HAVE ANSWERED THAT
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“Someone’s been ghostnoting in my bed!”
“Yes, and someone’s been ghostnoting in my bed!”
snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
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